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ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

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A VIDEO

waitinghopingliving:

a-soldiers-fallen-angel:

lil-lady-hiddleston:

bored-shootwall:

waitinghopingliving:

deans-cutie-pie:

theotheristhedoctor:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

songofages:

pulvis:

support-group-hazel:

trickysp8:

superwhohanni:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?

Because everyone knows.

Only one man has candy apple green eyes.

the greenest green to ever green

fanfiction green

I ship them with Benedicts eyes

And I ship them with these eyes

Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass

as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth

That was beautiful.

I’m crying…

And our eyes, green and blue.

Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,

Like Heaven descending to Earth.

And when they blend,

Like the salty, turquoise ocean,

Lapping the surface,

Thirsting for our love.

But we have to be careful, my dear,

Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,

Or a dangerous, sinful black.

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Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!

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Fuck EVERYTHING

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A PHOTO

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

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A TEXT POST

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

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A CHAT

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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A TEXT POST

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

A PHOTO

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

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A TEXT POST

nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

A TEXT POST

missyslaylliott:

A nice pair of green eyes can and will cloud my judgement

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A TEXT POST

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

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